WTF Is In Our Yard (House): May The Odds Be Ever In Their Favor

A few weeks ago, at Fig Fest, I had wandered off and, when I came back to Marcie's location, she handed me a pothos cutting in a plastic cup and cheerfully announced, "I got you a snake plant!"

Bless her heart. Her strength is the ability to recognize car models based solely on engine sound, not on plant identification.

(To be fair, though, the guy giving them away also had snake plant cuttings.)

So, this was a problem because I am NOT an indoor plant person. I had 2 orchids, one of which has since died, and have a long list of... victims.

I talk a good game and, based on my WTF posts, people may have gotten the impression that I have some sort of gardening ability.

I do not.

It is by sheer luck that things grow in the yard. Also, I prefer to grow outside things because, if they die, I have a whole list of things other than me to blame - too much sun, too much shade, no rain, excessive thunderstorms, spotted lanternfly invasion, higher power (I'm still convinced that Brandywines are not God's chosen tomato)....

If a houseplant dies, that's all on me.

Anyway, here are the newly potted pothos AND snake plant, along with my surviving orchid. Wish them luck.